Jimmy the Jerkweed

Jimmy the Jerkweed, aka Jaaameeess Maaattthhheeewwwsss, ex so called combat veteran, gutless to a tee, shat himself at the first sound of the rotor cannons going off over a quiet suburb of Iraq. Poisoned me when he came to my house at Donald, stood there and said that it was his house, that he could cut off the security door, and could bulldoze it if he wanted too, then he stood there telling me about how his house mate at Donald, one time, tried to commit suicide, all Jimmy the Jerkweed could do was say to him as he was dying, “You’re bringing me down man, what am I going to do with the body, you’re such a downer”, didn’t ring for an ambulance, and for all I know he probably died and they buried him somewhere or ate him. Jimmy the Jerkweed told me that charming story, as I sat in my bedroom after he barged in to my house and told me that he lived there now, and that I was his tenant. As I sat there throwing up copious amounts of vomit, I threw up some 37 times that night, he told me that charming story, and how some Sri Lankan family used to live there, but he threw them out as well. Eventually I rang for an ambulance, and they said they would send a taxi to take me to the emergency department, when the taxi arrived I put a few things in the taxi and have not returned since. I know you’ll read this Jerkweed, so I am going to have you charged with attempted murder, since while I was in my loungeroom, drinking cups of tea, and you were nowhere to be seen, but you were in the house at the time, I heard, every time I let my tea brew, a little sound, as if some one was shaking a little sachet of powder into something, I heard you brush the plastic bag that hung on the fireplace, and since I was poisoned out at Nullawarre, with Cyanide and Arsenic, and when I threw up out there it was bright yellow, I heard you screaming out,”Blow it out of your fucking arsehole”, all through the night. But that is beside the point, remember long ago, at Mr. David Jantzen’s house, in Yuille St Ballarat, you were the jerkoff loser that came into the loungeroom, after I was drugged, and I had tried to save the 14 year old girl after she had been gang raped by 12 so called men, you were the one that came into the loungeroom, sat across from me, and said, “Do we do him over as well”, you were in the cupboard with all the clothes piled on top, filming the gang rape, I thought the cupboard looked strange, with a heap of clothes piled on top, did you enjoy masturbating while you filmed the gang rape, Jimmy Jerkweed, bye for now.