Enter The Brain Dead Morons

They were the most insipid, stupid, brain dead race he had ever met. He had become what he wanted to become as a child and worked hard to achieve his aims. He had fathered a son, so he was told, it mattered not, he had excelled in his ambitions, he could call, or more to the point, the crickets would sing in unison to him, to aid him when needed, the Crow would tell him things, that only he could understand subconsciously, he began learning to speak Crow, but he stopped, simply because he did not need too. The brain dead idiots thought that they could play a better mind game, but he gave up playing such insipid, meaningless pursuits some forty years ago, and they thought that they had bettered him. He Drank the Sun, or Drinking the Sun was the term he used, a practice he developed to aid in his rejuvenation, they copied that and marketed it on the internet, along with every thing else they had copied and stolen from him, and had given him absolutely nothing in return, so he sat in his sabotaged car, the car smashed in at the front, a result of five Kangaroos giving their ill lives as a noble sacrifice to the so called Sun God, in order that they would return in the next life to a better body, one not besieged by illness, disease and poison. He sat and thought nothing, he had reached Sunyata, The Void, The Absolute, The Empty Mind, his was the way guided by the universe, via intuition, what was needed was given unto him, he asked for nothing and was given the heavens power to aid the world. Would he send them all to the pit, these people that played mind games with the most intelligent man on the planet, so some said, he did not see himself that way, he just was, he existed through the Universe, his enemies stole from him languidly, they thought they went unnoticed, but he saw their ruses, the decision would be his, his to make, would they be able to stay and look after and respect The Messiah, a Messiah, a smart man, would they be able to look after the planet, or would they turn it into a filthy, loathsome infested cesspool of carnal destruction. Would they acquire knowledge and the worship of sentient life on Earth and worship nature, The Universe and God, or would they turn to the devil, and bring about their own lives destruction. He was the one who had been summoned from the Void, he was the one who travelled during times of turmoil to undo the mess that was created by fools and idiots, would they listen, or would they take the path to destruction, of their own undertaking, even though they were warned to avert their course, which would they chose. He listened to their stupidity, their never ending pitiful stories, their incessant and relentless attacks on his person and other people, they had gone too far, they had used much of the wildlife for hamburgers, flooded the world with plutonium radiation, killed, brutally raped and tortured thousands, all for America to harvest rare earth element for their stupidity factor No. 1 spacecraft, that were sadly lacking compared to The Galactic Federations craft, they had even kidnapped and torture experimented on alien life forms, and thought that no one would notice, especially the brain dead ignorant aliens, that were only several billion years older than the human race. He had been appointed Ambassador for The Earth, but no one listened, they did not want an Australian, poor and shabbily dressed with an old car, but cretin breath and company did not realise that the Off World entities did not care about the cut of a man or woman’s cloth, but what was inside and the depth that was given to the discussions, deliberations and embargoes that were entered into. They were not impressed that their two leaders had been imprisoned in a glass cages, poisoned, raped, inseminated and murdered, they would have to pay, those responsible for the deaths of their two leaders of The Galactic Council, and they did not care one whit what any one on earth said or if they protested, they wanted the murderers to pay the penalty.