Enter the Brain Dead Cretins

Had you any idea you would have said that Man and Woman had descended into the Gates of Hell. Brain dead morons incorporated had begun to plague the denizens of The A.C.T., complete with drugs, moronic attitudes, no education, stolen alien technology and bad manners all round, that apparently they were running out of drugs, money and alcohol, pieces of tin from old sheds and tractor parts and had begun to resort to the ever ready, tried and true method of making do and improvising to supply themselves with anything that would get them off their tiny little minds. From the time that he could remember they had been stealing his ideas, copying him and abusing him. Led by the notorious brain dead cretin breath, Marky boy Banwell, a somewhat completely brain dead lunatic suffering from inbred genetic disorders, presumably, a heinous amount of alcohol, drugs, neuro-peptides, pieces of rubber gloves, old copies of Newsweek and a complete and fanatical dedication to The Pope. Marky boy and his band of Pomo’s, paedophile homo’s, had begun to lay waste to the suburbs of Canberra, through their surreptitious use of the date rape drug Rohypnol, loud voices through technology that could not be heard at times by most humans or recorded and general bad behaviour, they sought to undermine the Government of Australia and indeed the family unit, and establish a paedophile nation that ate GMO foods and had sex with clones. They were comprised of inbred cretins that could only rape, murder and steal, complete brain dead morons that had no respect for life and the sanctity of peace and justice. The Group were insidious and completely bereft of any decency whatsoever, they had been using him to investigate their own gang members crimes, report their own gang members, and indeed be paid a sumptuous amount of money, this was apparent by their driving around in brand new cars, fantastic amounts of money readily available in their wallets, and an endless supply of drugs that rivaled the major pharmaceutical companies.He had been trained by The Master Spy for The C.I.A, Dr. KIt Green, whom apparently they had shot dead in 2018, outside his home, he did not know if this was true but he had not had any contact with Dr. Green since 1973, when he had finished working to develop the Personal Computer with IBM, he had finished up the project simply because the Pedo Wedo’s had gotten to him with their usual assortment of drugs, rape and harassment. Since then, they, the stinking duplicitous little pillow biting, nancy boy wankers had not left him alone for a moment. He had developed his abilities to the point of being a super legend, they were jealous of this and thought that they could emulate his Superior attitude, superior attitude being To Rise Above One’s Self, but they, the wanna’ be ballet dancing, three-three wearing little mincing boy poofta’s, did not or could not accept the fact that you had to put in the work. They thought that you could do all these amazing things by taking a pill, copying his actions and stealing his information. They did not realise that to reach The State of Sunyata, that you had to meditate for years, constantly and without missing a day. He had told the brain dead idiots what to do so many times that he was blue in the face. Of late, apparently, they had been drugging him asleep to the point of being in a coma, kidnapping him from his car and making homo-sexual porn with him as the star, this he did not remember and indeed hoped was not true, though they had been screaming out that he was a Tai Chi homosexual, which was absolute bullshit, because people who practiced Tai Chi were not homosexuals, and once they had reached the second stage could punch the fuck out of all most anyone before they had a chance to finish blinking. Recently he had taken to tying his doors to his car together while he slept, as he was homeless and had been poisoned by Jimmy the Jerkweed and evicted by two black clad police officers of Victoria, complete with a stolen police car, this had kept them from kidnapping him, drugging him and making him into a porn star without his knowledge and permission, this pissed them off completely and he laughed hard into the night. Indeed they bragged that they had made a porn film with him and a complete stranger, a young woman who he did not know and that they were selling copies to their stinking little friends and making lots of money. They had many names, Ian Mitchem, Lionel Calvarro, Derek Parmater, and many others, they said throughout the days and nights that the were the CIA, ASIO, The NSA and The AFP, and many other other names, they even told peo0le that he himself worked for ASIO, which was not true, was a police officer, which was not true, and worked for the CIA, which was not true, he was indeed a disabled pensioner attempting to get some sleep and enjoy one second of restful sleep. Lately they had sabotaged his car and had wrecked the slave cylinder on his KIA, like they wrecked the alternator at Portland in Victoria, he had asked the local mechanic but it would take him three weeks to fix, he would wait till next Monday to fix his car when he found a mechanic that could fix it quickly, but till then he sought some sleep for the first time in nearly 45 years.

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